“额，大概是来找爹报仇的吧！”
“是么？”
“是！”
奇夹眼睛都不眨地推到他爹身上。
“没事，有我跟爹联手，谁都别想在奇府放肆，赶紧跟爹汇合！”
“好类，噫，那不是爹么，他在那里，跟谁谈得好欢喜！”
这时两个人看到奇老爷正在跟一个黑衣人有说有笑，两个人借着夜色凑了过去。
“爹，你在跟谁聊得这么开心？”奇夹兴致匆匆地道。
奇老爷眯笑着脸转过头来道：“当然是跟你啊！”
顿时，所有人的表情都僵住了，没错，如果说奇老爷在跟谁聊得那么开心，当然是跟奇夹，的确是奇夹，竟然是一模一样的奇夹。
没错，两个奇夹，完全一模一样的奇夹，奇老爷跟奇才还以为自己瞎了狗眼，两个奇夹站在一起，都穿着衣行服，就像一个模子里倒出来一样。
这时两个奇夹同时喝声道：“爹，他是假的！”
奇老爷也傻住了，咽咽口水，犹豫道：“额……”
奇夹第一次在除开镜子的真实世界中看到自己，感觉吃下一只苍蝇一样恶心，暴吼而道：“我操，爹，这个假货假得这么离谱难道你也分不清楚么，你看这长相，又挫又丑，哪一点像我了！”
奇才咽咽口水道：“是不是还有一点猥锁，还带着一点淫贱……”
“对没错，就是一副丧门星的样子！”奇夹惊喜道：“二哥，你这么快认出来了？”
“不是，只能说……你们两个，一模一样……”
这个消息，对于奇夹来说，犹如晴天霹雳，抱头不敢接受事实地摇头喊叫：“你说谎，这不可能，这不可能，他明明又挫又丑又猥锁又淫贱又丧门星，你们怎么可能认不出来！！！”
奇老爷不知道怎么安慰他接受事实，不过，另一个肯定是假的了，这时两个人的厉眼同时转向假的奇夹。
却听，假奇夹急声道：“爹，他才是假货，别相信他，难道您忘了当年三岁我就抢糖，七岁就开始打群架，十岁就开始偷东西了吗？”
这时，准备动手的奇老爷跟奇才顿时又犹豫了下来。
“这些都是大家都知道的事！”奇夹急声道：“五岁我偷看过表姐洗澡！”
奇才惊声道：“什么，你竟然偷看过婉如表姐洗澡！！”
假奇夹争头上来：“我八岁炸过炼房！”
奇夹急得结巴道：“我我，我十一岁在爹的内裤上撒过辣椒粉！”
迷惑当年**为何火热，老婆也一起受罪的原因，现在终于真相大白，奇老爷额上冒起青筋。
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